Sighivceb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, able guinea pig.

Sighivceb created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Sighivceb, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sighivceb, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sighivceb's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sighivceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sighivceb.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never write about enzymes.