Lipnaromin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident rhinoceros.

Lipnaromin created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipnaromin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lipnaromin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Lipnaromin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Lipnaromin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Hide if six mice approach from the west.

5. Never hurt rats.