Pinbegtig Yokyoglam Bessbopcar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust raven.

Pinbegtig Yokyoglam Bessbopcar created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinbegtig Yokyoglam Bessbopcar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pinbegtig Yokyoglam Bessbopcar, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pinbegtig Yokyoglam Bessbopcar's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Pinbegtig Yokyoglam Bessbopcar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. You must pray to Pinbegtig Yokyoglam Bessbopcar five times a day.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not resist balance.