Bapfutyogrilbamflancum Xinnutzim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate skunk.

Bapfutyogrilbamflancum Xinnutzim created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapfutyogrilbamflancum Xinnutzim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bapfutyogrilbamflancum Xinnutzim, he will turn you into a goat.

Bapfutyogrilbamflancum Xinnutzim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bapfutyogrilbamflancum Xinnutzim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bapfutyogrilbamflancum Xinnutzim.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always obey Bapfutyogrilbamflancum Xinnutzim's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.