Rowlistmit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish armadillo.

Rowlistmit created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowlistmit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rowlistmit, he will turn you into a frog.

Rowlistmit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rowlistmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume bread at dawn.

2. Never remain kneeling during dusk.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not take Rowlistmit's name in vain.