Lidvagquill is a god.

He takes the form of a large, weak deer.

Lidvagquill created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidvagquill, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lidvagquill, he will destroy your home solar system.

Lidvagquill's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lidvagquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not record signs concerning stars.

4. You must love Lidvagquill.

5. Do not eat onions.