Fobjatfebdub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective mongoose.

Fobjatfebdub created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fobjatfebdub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fobjatfebdub, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fobjatfebdub's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fobjatfebdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. You must love Fobjatfebdub.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fobjatfebdub in the centre of the settlement.