Hamkopbog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous hyena.

Hamkopbog created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamkopbog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hamkopbog, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hamkopbog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hamkopbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. You must love Hamkopbog.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Never sit near otters.