Fedsassad Dossgudzedruttipyar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing owl.

Fedsassad Dossgudzedruttipyar created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fedsassad Dossgudzedruttipyar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fedsassad Dossgudzedruttipyar, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fedsassad Dossgudzedruttipyar's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fedsassad Dossgudzedruttipyar's Holy Commandments

1. Fedsassad Dossgudzedruttipyar loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Run away if five tapirs approach from the west.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help foxes.