Ciblimdub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust bat.

Ciblimdub created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciblimdub, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ciblimdub, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ciblimdub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ciblimdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always obey Ciblimdub's priests.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about spacetime.