Yattorttabcan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil porpoise.

Yattorttabcan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattorttabcan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yattorttabcan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yattorttabcan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yattorttabcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Yattorttabcan loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not leap at rivers.

5. Do not cook food in pots.