Quimmidsas is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish shark.

Quimmidsas created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimmidsas, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quimmidsas, she will destroy your home solar system.

Quimmidsas' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Quimmidsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Run away from brown squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Always help great tits.