Dimlidmit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish naga.

Dimlidmit created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimlidmit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimlidmit, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dimlidmit's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dimlidmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

5. Never think about optics.