Arplanhug Kapfebab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody scorpion.

Arplanhug Kapfebab created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Arplanhug Kapfebab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arplanhug Kapfebab, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Arplanhug Kapfebab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Arplanhug Kapfebab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arplanhug Kapfebab.

2. Run away if eight horses approach from the south.

3. Never paint your legs fawn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat onions.