Stanyarpgep is a god.

It takes the form of a small, ruthless ant.

Stanyarpgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanyarpgep, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stanyarpgep, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stanyarpgep's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Stanyarpgep's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Do not prepare bread while wearing rings.

5. Do not listen to music.