Dapriprag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking cow.

Dapriprag created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapriprag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dapriprag, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dapriprag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dapriprag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never wear purple skirts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not hurt snails.