Futragbellhim is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful ant.

Futragbellhim created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futragbellhim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Futragbellhim, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Futragbellhim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Futragbellhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never paint your face turquoise.

4. Put Futragbellhim first in all things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.