Habtalnill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic deer.

Habtalnill created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Habtalnill, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Habtalnill, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Habtalnill's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Habtalnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Hide if eight aardvarks approach from the south.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.