Cepdissfod Manbamgep is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, compassionate swallow.

Cepdissfod Manbamgep created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Cepdissfod Manbamgep, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cepdissfod Manbamgep, he will manifest in front of you.

Cepdissfod Manbamgep's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cepdissfod Manbamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Never think about enzymes.