Dodflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless cat.

Dodflam created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodflam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodflam, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dodflam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Dodflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Never laugh near eagles.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.