Lipdumcut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident wren.

Lipdumcut created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipdumcut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lipdumcut, she will turn you into a duck.

Lipdumcut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lipdumcut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Lipdumcut loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.