Spagfebdap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented cow.

Spagfebdap created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagfebdap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Spagfebdap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Spagfebdap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Spagfebdap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Spagfebdap five times a day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. You must never eat oranges.