Laghamnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, proud centipede.

Laghamnutt created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Laghamnutt, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Laghamnutt, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Laghamnutt's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Laghamnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.