Hanfargig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest eagle.

Hanfargig created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Hanfargig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hanfargig, he will turn you into a goat.

Hanfargig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hanfargig's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.