Mottag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome goose.

Mottag created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mottag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mottag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mottag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mottag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Mottag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look in ponds.