Danfutkim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast chicken.

Danfutkim created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danfutkim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Danfutkim, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Danfutkim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Danfutkim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not eat corn.