Armhunbadmitnurtgom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient whale.

Armhunbadmitnurtgom created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Armhunbadmitnurtgom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armhunbadmitnurtgom, it will be very sad.

Armhunbadmitnurtgom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Armhunbadmitnurtgom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Armhunbadmitnurtgom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.