Sakwatbag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring wyrm.

Sakwatbag created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakwatbag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sakwatbag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sakwatbag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sakwatbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Sakwatbag.

5. Always act with obedience.