Bafvidwit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tranquil snake.

Bafvidwit created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafvidwit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafvidwit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bafvidwit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bafvidwit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bafvidwit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Worship no other gods but Bafvidwit.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.