Kimsaknutt is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sapient shark.

Kimsaknutt created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Kimsaknutt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kimsaknutt, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kimsaknutt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kimsaknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing brown shirts and balancing three iron spheres on your feet.

2. Do not name children after doves.

3. Always remove rings before touching aluminium.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.