Cidtitfab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, intelligent hedgehog.

Cidtitfab created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidtitfab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cidtitfab, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cidtitfab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cidtitfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue scarves.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.