Dunfomcep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, charitable shark.

Dunfomcep created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dunfomcep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dunfomcep, he will cry a lot.

Dunfomcep's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dunfomcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dunfomcep's priests.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dunfomcep on top of all buildings.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.