Shavril Rulltailcen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, egotistical swan.

Shavril Rulltailcen created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavril Rulltailcen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Shavril Rulltailcen, he will turn you into a sheep.

Shavril Rulltailcen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Shavril Rulltailcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Put Shavril Rulltailcen first in all things.

3. Erect six zinc sculptures of Shavril Rulltailcen on top of important buildings.

4. Run away if nine swans approach from the south.

5. Do not dye your hair black.