Hivangab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish grasshopper.

Hivangab created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivangab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hivangab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hivangab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hivangab's Holy Commandments

1. Hivangab loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide if nine cats approach from the west.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.