Milfasfen is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, emotional skunk.

Milfasfen created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milfasfen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Milfasfen, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Milfasfen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Milfasfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Do not keep eight sharks in a large pit.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never hurt squirrels.