Sidloprull is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional mink.

Sidloprull created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Sidloprull, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sidloprull, it will turn you into a frog.

Sidloprull's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sidloprull's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve boots.

2. Worship no other gods but Sidloprull.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sidloprull.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidloprull.