Nilldutlit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able mouse.

Nilldutlit created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldutlit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilldutlit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Nilldutlit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nilldutlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Pray only in darkness.