Arfyogmap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless whale.

Arfyogmap created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Arfyogmap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Arfyogmap, it will destroy your home planet.

Arfyogmap's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Arfyogmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Arfyogmap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.