Nillcipyak is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, prudent meerkat.

Nillcipyak created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nillcipyak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nillcipyak, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nillcipyak's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nillcipyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillcipyak.