Hig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sapient wombat.

Hig created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hig, she will not care at all.

Hig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after aardvarks.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Run away if eight shrews approach from the south.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.