Bedfebrul is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional swallow.

Bedfebrul created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedfebrul, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bedfebrul, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bedfebrul's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bedfebrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three foxes in a large pit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.