Bunfaggar is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful unicorn.

Bunfaggar created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Bunfaggar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bunfaggar, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bunfaggar's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bunfaggar's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Do not wear tights marked with yellow.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Do not listen to music.