Gebhunweg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating goblin.

Gebhunweg created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebhunweg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gebhunweg, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gebhunweg's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gebhunweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Put Gebhunweg first in all things.

5. Never eat green fruit.