Pidyiksis Gephadpasfobzigcinsoglab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful snail.

Pidyiksis Gephadpasfobzigcinsoglab created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidyiksis Gephadpasfobzigcinsoglab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pidyiksis Gephadpasfobzigcinsoglab, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pidyiksis Gephadpasfobzigcinsoglab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Pidyiksis Gephadpasfobzigcinsoglab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Run away if five foxes approach from the east.

5. Never mention otters.