Mutvonjat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless badger.

Mutvonjat created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mutvonjat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutvonjat, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mutvonjat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Mutvonjat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mutvonjat.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away if five porpoises approach from the east.

5. Never talk about stars.