Vogdobsomkar Catpoglipsogster is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil wyvern.

Vogdobsomkar Catpoglipsogster created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogdobsomkar Catpoglipsogster, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vogdobsomkar Catpoglipsogster, it will laugh at you.

Vogdobsomkar Catpoglipsogster's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vogdobsomkar Catpoglipsogster's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Do not kill geese.