Tafgodhab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful goose.

Tafgodhab created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafgodhab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tafgodhab, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tafgodhab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tafgodhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never touch oil while unclean.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.