Tipstafwot is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, able naga.

Tipstafwot created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tipstafwot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tipstafwot, it will send you a sign.

Tipstafwot's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tipstafwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tipstafwot.

3. Feed all hungry great tits.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always stare at clouds.