Dubdancun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody chinchilla.

Dubdancun created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdancun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubdancun, she will cry a lot.

Dubdancun's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dubdancun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Never go into red rooms.