Vagnarlhub is a god.

She takes the form of a large, emotional wolf.

Vagnarlhub created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagnarlhub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vagnarlhub, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vagnarlhub's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vagnarlhub's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never bounce near aardvarks.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.