Dussgebnel Lagmifflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive swan.

Dussgebnel Lagmifflap created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussgebnel Lagmifflap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dussgebnel Lagmifflap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dussgebnel Lagmifflap's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dussgebnel Lagmifflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dussgebnel Lagmifflap's name in vain.

2. Never laugh in the presence of dolphins.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Dussgebnel Lagmifflap loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.