Weekarsit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, tranquil monkey.

Weekarsit created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Weekarsit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weekarsit, it will curse you with boils.

Weekarsit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Weekarsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of mice.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Worship no other gods but Weekarsit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away from red ants, for they are unholy.