Litpon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome parrot.

Litpon created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litpon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Litpon, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Litpon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Litpon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Litpon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never gather six aardvarks in one place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never approach forests carrying bone.