Litkannab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful human.

Litkannab created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Litkannab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Litkannab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Litkannab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Litkannab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Litkannab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Retreat if six ducks approach from the north.