Pigstanhon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent goat.

Pigstanhon created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigstanhon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pigstanhon, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Pigstanhon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Pigstanhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your back turquoise.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Always wear brown.