Sinzag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing troll.

Sinzag created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinzag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sinzag, she will turn you into a mole.

Sinzag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sinzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.