Miftailwan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent aardvark.

Miftailwan created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miftailwan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Miftailwan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Miftailwan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Miftailwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide if nine turtles approach from the north.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always wear white.