Hunarfyim Camrakbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, effective wolf.

Hunarfyim Camrakbonk created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Hunarfyim Camrakbonk, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hunarfyim Camrakbonk, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hunarfyim Camrakbonk's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hunarfyim Camrakbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near mites while wearing turquoise hats and balancing eight gold spheres on your legs.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Hunarfyim Camrakbonk.

5. Hunarfyim Camrakbonk loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.