Misstikxinjab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic cat.

Misstikxinjab created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misstikxinjab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Misstikxinjab, he will not invite you to parties.

Misstikxinjab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Misstikxinjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.