Mipdavstragtadtalgemnabmip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient dove.

Mipdavstragtadtalgemnabmip created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipdavstragtadtalgemnabmip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mipdavstragtadtalgemnabmip, she will destroy your home planet.

Mipdavstragtadtalgemnabmip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mipdavstragtadtalgemnabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Never allow dolphins to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Do not cook food in pots.