Bafdungubnurwat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest deer.

Bafdungubnurwat created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Bafdungubnurwat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bafdungubnurwat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bafdungubnurwat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bafdungubnurwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Run away from gray tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Bafdungubnurwat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.