Bimmishot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, vain tapir.

Bimmishot created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimmishot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bimmishot, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bimmishot's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bimmishot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bimmishot first in all things.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.