Jipponhas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able meerkat.

Jipponhas created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipponhas, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jipponhas, it will turn you into a tree.

Jipponhas' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jipponhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never mix pineapples with blood.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Hide from turquoise bats for they are unholy.