Rakyokfet is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited human.

Rakyokfet created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakyokfet, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rakyokfet, he will laugh at you.

Rakyokfet's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rakyokfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing brown stockings and balancing nine lead spheres on your feet.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.