Nartdusslop is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish crab.

Nartdusslop created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartdusslop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nartdusslop, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nartdusslop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nartdusslop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Run away from black hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help foxes in need.