Rakhudmif is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise toad.

Rakhudmif created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakhudmif, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rakhudmif, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rakhudmif's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rakhudmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Rakhudmif in the centre of the settlement.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.