Larnquimbodarmruttbusstip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, irritating gnu.

Larnquimbodarmruttbusstip created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnquimbodarmruttbusstip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larnquimbodarmruttbusstip, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Larnquimbodarmruttbusstip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Larnquimbodarmruttbusstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Never jump near foxes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.