Cutrapjap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, passionate squid.

Cutrapjap created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutrapjap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cutrapjap, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cutrapjap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cutrapjap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Put Cutrapjap first in all things.

5. You must love Cutrapjap.