Foblakzedjen is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sapient capybara.

Foblakzedjen created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foblakzedjen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Foblakzedjen, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Foblakzedjen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Foblakzedjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.