Tarrawstik is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous gorilla.

Tarrawstik created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarrawstik, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tarrawstik, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tarrawstik's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tarrawstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.