Honmitsid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonest wyvern.

Honmitsid created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Honmitsid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Honmitsid, she will turn you into a mouse.

Honmitsid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Honmitsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Worship no other gods but Honmitsid.

5. Always wear fawn.