Raglinpit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered fox.

Raglinpit created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Raglinpit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Raglinpit, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Raglinpit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Raglinpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Raglinpit.