Wippomtap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, deceitful unicorn.

Wippomtap created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wippomtap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wippomtap, it will curse you with boils.

Wippomtap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wippomtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not jump in public.